Your Million-Dollar Logo and My Broken Mouse
The plastic groans. Not a click, but a dull, resistant thud, the kind of sound a bone makes when it’s tired. That’s my mouse. My index finger has to press twice, sometimes three times, with the specific intention of a surgeon, just to register a single selection. The cursor jitters across the screen, a tiny, palsied ghost of my intent. Meanwhile, on my second monitor, our company’s new website loads with the fluid grace of poured honey. It cost $2,200,002. My mouse costs $22.
The Hypocrisy of Experience
This isn’t a complaint about hardware. It’s a confession about where we place our souls. Companies have become schizophrenic entities, presenting a face of hyper-optimized, frictionless, user-centric perfection to the world while subjecting the people inside to a digital landscape of forgotten Geocities pages and software held together with digital duct tape. We obsess over the customer journey map, plotting every emotional nuance of their interaction with our brand, from discovery to checkout. We will spend 232 meetings debating the hue of a call-to-action button. But the employee journey? That’s a forced march through a landscape of broken links, five-part authentication processes, and interfaces that look like they were designed to punish the user.
Customer Journey
Optimized, frictionless, perfection.
Employee Journey
Broken links, clunky interfaces.
The Weight of Experience Debt
This creates what I call ‘Experience Debt.’ Like technical debt, it’s the implied cost of rework caused by choosing an easy, limited solution now instead of using a better approach that would take longer. Every time a company decides *not* to fix a clunky internal process, it takes out a loan against its employees’ focus, morale, and goodwill. The expense report system from 1992 that requires three separate email approvals for a $42 reimbursement? That’s a loan. The software provisioning form that takes 12 business days to get a license for a critical tool? That’s another loan. The shared drive so disorganized it functions as a digital landfill? A high-interest loan against every minute someone spends searching for a file.
And we pay the interest every single day in the form of burnout, cynicism, and quiet quitting. The message, sent through a thousand tiny operational cuts, is brutally clear:
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the customer’s experience is sacred; yours is irrelevant.
Harper R.-M.: A Case of Stark Hypocrisy
Consider Harper R.-M. She’s a clean room technician at a company that manufactures high-end microprocessors. Her work environment is controlled to a microscopic level. The air is filtered 22 times a minute. Her bunny suit is designed to prevent a single skin cell from contaminating a silicon wafer worth $272,002. The company’s public-facing narrative is all about this fanatical commitment to precision and quality. Yet, for Harper to request a new box of anti-static gloves, she has to log into a text-based portal on a shared Windows XP machine, navigate 12 different menus, and manually enter a 22-digit part number she has to look up in a laminated binder. The system regularly crashes.
Microscopic Precision
Air filtered 22x/min, $272k wafers.
Digital Chaos
C:\> xp_portal.exe
Error: System crash.
The hypocrisy is staggering. The company will spend millions to protect its product from a particle of dust but won’t spend a few thousand to protect its most valuable asset-Harper’s time and focus-from needless, soul-crushing friction.
The Cracking Foundation of Internal Tools
I used to think this was just an unfortunate byproduct of resource allocation. A necessary evil. I even perpetuated it. Years ago, I managed a software team. We had a choice: spend two months redesigning our internal support dashboard or spend those same two months building a new, flashy feature for our top-tier clients. I championed the flashy feature. It seemed obvious. The clients pay the bills. The feature launched, we got some good press, and our support team’s productivity dropped by 22 percent. Their tickets piled up. They were using spreadsheets, sticky notes, and pure memory to work around the dashboard I had refused to fix. The flashy feature created more support requests, which the broken tool was incapable of handling. I hadn’t just ignored them; I had actively made their lives harder.
Global Teams, Local Disrespect
It’s a failure of imagination, and it gets worse when companies expand. I saw a team try to manage a global launch where the marketing budget for the Middle East was enormous, yet the internal software provided to the new Dubai office was entirely in English, with no support for right-to-left text. The local team, deeply familiar with the seamless user experience of regional apps, found themselves fighting their own company’s systems. Their daily conversation revolved around workarounds, about how a consumer service for something as simple as متجر شحن جاكو had a more intuitive and respectful interface than their multi-million dollar corporate CRM. This isn’t just an inconvenience; it’s an insult. It tells your global team they are a colonial outpost, not an integral part of the operation. You’re asking them to win a market while forcing them to fight with one hand tied behind their back by the very tools meant to help them.
تجربة مستخدم سلسة
تطبيقات إقليمية
Clunky Corporate CRM
English only forms
The Time-Travel Disconnect
That experience brings the whole problem into focus. Employees don’t live in a vacuum. They go home and use apps that anticipate their needs, websites that remember their preferences, and services that make complex tasks feel effortless. Then they come to work and are forced to time-travel back 22 years to a world of digital neglect. The contrast makes the internal friction feel even more abrasive. It’s a constant reminder that their employer either doesn’t see the problem or doesn’t care.
Home: Seamless
Intuitive apps, remembered preferences.
Work: Neglect
Digital time-travel, friction everywhere.
You can hang posters about innovation and agility and user-centricity all you want. You can talk about how ‘people are our greatest asset’ in every all-hands meeting. But if an employee has to wrestle with a broken mouse to approve a multi-million dollar purchase order, or if Harper has to fight a 22-year-old system to get the gloves she needs to do her job, the posters are just lies. The words are just noise.
The Real Culture: Moments of Friction
The real culture is revealed in the small moments of friction. It’s in the expense report that takes 42 minutes to file. It’s in the VPN that drops every 12 minutes. It’s in the endless search for the right document on a chaotic server. This is the accumulated experience debt, the silent killer of productivity and passion. And it’s not about the money. It’s never been about the $22 for a new mouse. It’s about the respect signaled by removing a needless frustration from someone’s day. It’s the understanding that the work of building the company is just as important as the product the company sells.
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Expense Report
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VPN Drops
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Chaotic Server
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Broken Mouse